Thursday, August 12, 2010

Outta the mouths of mamas......

Oh, the things we say in the ordinary course of parenting little ones. Nothing really surprises me anymore, but at least when I say something, I make a mental note to add it to a post. And to think, I only have 2 right now that are really talking.....pretty soon, my material for the 'outta the mouths of mamas' post will double!!! How exciting :)

Without further adieu.........

"Please don't put your feet on her head. No, I don't think she likes being massaged with your toes, so take them off."

"Take that off of you right now! Buddy, no matter how high you crank that thing, you are NOT going to be able to get any milk out. Leave the milk production to me, please."

"Honey, I know you've had a bad day, but unless you have cleaned both vomit and poop off a bathroom floor, I think I win the bad-day contest."

"Of course I would love you if you had pink eyes......I just might not be able to look directly at you. But I'd still love you."

"I think it's great that you know so much about sharks, but could you please tell me all these facts when we leave the beach." -- 5 minutes later--- "Yeah, that same request goes for jellyfish."

"No, I am not from China. I was born in North Carolina. North Carolina is not in China. Why do you think I am from China? Oh. Well, I'm not. Sure, you can call Grandpa, but he is just going to tell you what I did."

"We've talked about this before. When I am on the phone, please don't run up and start yelling things at me.....especially about your bottom hurting, and especially when I am on the phone with my boss."

"Spell what? Did you say 'hollaback'? Why do you want me to spell Hollaback? Umm, you need to ask before you take Daddy's laptop and play with his iTunes."

"No, I don't think she looks 'a little weird.' Well, I think she would look a lot weirder if she DID have a mouth full of teeth."

"Honey, I love you to the moon and back, but if you have to spend 30 minutes explaining to me why your joke was funny, you probably missed the mark...."

"I guess I will just have to thaw you out when we get home then, because it's 100 degrees outside and there is NO WAY I am turning on the heater!!"

"{whispering} Kaitlin Ashleigh, please unplug your nose right now and never again say 'pee-yew' when we walk past someone. Kait, even if that man did smell like sour cheese, it is not nice to say that out loud for him to hear. I have no idea why he smells like that, can we please move on?"

------some pictures from my sister's visit, just for kicks-----


Parsons family said...

I just love your blogs. I needed a good laugh today... it has been rough! I can't wait for them to double!

Kelley said...

Love the mouth full of teeth comment...and the one about explaining why the joke was funny...let me guess, Tyler?? ha ha ha, it is one of his endearing traits :).


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